Buzzy's teacher was doing the mid-year student evaluations this week. They have to identify letters, numbers, phonic sounds, write their names, draw a picture of themselves, etc.
Teacher: (putting paper and pen down for Buzzy) "If you drew a picture of Buzzy, what would it look like?"
Buzzy: "Well, it would look just like me."
"Pretty soon I'm gonna get bigger and be a grownup like you, dad, and I'll have black hair (wildly gesturing) all over my body."
{thoughtful pause}
"Yeah, but I don't wan't hair on my ripples."