OMG! Now they're taking BOTH!?

Photo bomb

Double Trouble and then, Bam! Triple Threat Photo Bomb!!

Ever wonder...

...hey, how big is a two-year-old's nostril?
This big:

7 21 w chris

B made a snack for N's first day

They took my brother! Stop them!!

Newt's 1st day

Weel Ah feel better naw dat ees cleer.

Best line of the day at Circus School: "OK, so, Ah am Dominic and bezeekly Ah troh peeple up and den catch dem back again."

Newty sez:

Cabbagies- (noun) holes in your mouth so you need to go to the dentist.

6 21 Funplex

Thrilled (whimper) that my baby is getting so big. He's going on big kid rides...drove a go-kart today... not the kiddie one... Went on this bungee-assisted trampoline and jumped about 10 feet in the air. Between this kinda stuff and all of the rollerskating every week, he's grown quite a non-babyish boy butt. It's weird. How wrong would it be to stunt his growth somehow while he sleeps?

7 1 ZzzzzZZZzzzzz...

713 My precious lil ladybug!

I carved out two little nooks inside the front hedges. Buzz loves the 'forts' and Newt loves hiding and searching for bugs. Geo? Just happy to tag along.

Happy Birthday Tooooo Meeeee!

722 Hoffman's

7 23 Missing Tooth. Finally!

We researched different extraction techniques on youtube. Scoped out rockets and nerfguns. Debated about who should have the 'honors.' Then, we had a godd ol' rough and tumble wrestle and it got caught on the bedspread. Buzz ran into the bathroom, spat blood into the sink, fished the tooth out, and then vomited into the sink.

Decisions, decisions...

Camping this weekend. We sat and watched this guy emerge instead of getting down to the beach. Sigh, awesome problem to have!

8 3 Geo's Ice Cream Social

Now, who needs some hay?

Cupcakes all day

Newty sez:

Kish g'bye: shishkebob
Oby wockanoby: Obi Wan Kenobi

Buzzy sez:

Buzz: "Shit!"
Me: BUZ-ZY!"
Buzz: " I said 'shit' not 'shed.' 'Shit.'"

Happy St Patrick's Day!

Ottobacktavius Sintooth

Buzzy made up a robot villian. Just, wow.

Halloween 2011

New Year's Eve

Ouch.

Came out from a nice-ish shower (during which Buzzy threw a cup of freezing water on me - that's my boy!) to find tape across the bathroom door. Scrawled on it: "Keepout! Bewere! Despecbl and Ugle!"

Newty sez:

(Pointing to Buzzy's corned beef hash)
"I want some ass!"
0_o

2+3

Buzzy sez:

"Dad, today Newty and I both wanted a Rudolph cupcake but there was only one and all the others had brown noses. So, then Mom affected the plot and changed a brown nose to a red one."

Newty sez

"Hello, Police?! Can you please attack Buzzy?!"

Buzzy sez

Me: "Ready for your favorite? Spaghetti & Meatballs?"
Buzz: "Those days are over."

Buzz @ Halloween

Newty @ Halloween

Geo @ Halloween

Buzzy sez:

Me: "Hurry up, Buzz... You have less than 5 minutes to finish your breakfast!"
Buzz: "Like, 4."
In a few years, that'll come with an eyeroll...

Another kid sez:

"Which would you rather be: a penguin, a robot penguin or Miss Piggy?"
Hmmmmm...

Gearing up for the Monster Mash...

1+3

Newty sez:

"one little sippy, two little sippy, three little sippy, four little sippy..."

Happy Birthday, 6 year old!

The apple in my eye

YAAaarrhhh!!

$4 for paper bags, 59¢ for white paint and one potato. 60 kick ass goody bags, if I do be sayin' so me-self. Avast, me hearties!

...and the cups

Breakfast "sushi"

'cause all the silverware is in the dishwasher...

Buzzy sez:

I felt cool-ish in school today. The was simeone staring at me. He got a check brcause he was staring & staring. He thought I was very professional. And tough. Because if all of my muscles. I didn't bend them, though, so I wouldn't get a check, too.

It's a conspiracy

Apparently, everyone is conspiring to ruin my snooze. Everyone.

Brekkie kabobs

Take that, pinterest!

1st day of 1st grade!

Newty sez:

Me: "who moved the diaper wipes?"
N: "Not me again."

Newty sez

"Hey Buzzy, you wanna get punished with me?"
And then:
"I know some baaaaaaad choices!"

Newty sez

Public restroom. Daddy is 'preparing' the toilet.
N: "It's pooping!! It's pooping!!"
D: "Oh God, OK!"
Newty sits and examines his finger.
N: "What is this?"
D: "ughh...I have only one guess what that could be."
N: (thinks for a moment) "Maybe it's, poop."
D: "Why do you think that?"
N: "Because it came outta my butt."

Newty ck

Newton is sitting at the breakfast table unleashing every three-year-old swear word he knows. Hoooo-boy...