Buzzy took our orders for breakfast. Thank goodness we all ordered the scotch eggs that the chef was already cooking...
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2.21.2012
Waiter!
Buzzy took our orders for breakfast. Thank goodness we all ordered the scotch eggs that the chef was already cooking...
2.18.2012
1.29.2012
1.24.2012
huh...
Buzzy was putting on an animal show, as he often does. He began presenting information about baboons.
B: "...and this is a baboon... a baboon is a very large monkey that has pouches in his cheeks to store food -- "
K: "Waitaminit, Buzzy... a baboon is a primate, but not all primates are monkeys... and they don't store food in their cheeks."
C: "Careful, Ken, I learned my lesson about correcting him..."
Wikipedia:
B: "...and this is a baboon... a baboon is a very large monkey that has pouches in his cheeks to store food -- "
K: "Waitaminit, Buzzy... a baboon is a primate, but not all primates are monkeys... and they don't store food in their cheeks."
C: "Careful, Ken, I learned my lesson about correcting him..."
Wikipedia:
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1.17.2012
12.26.2011
11.27.2011
Newty sez:
I made potato pancakes for breakfast today from the leftover mashed potatoes. Newty called them "Mash Browns." Effing perfect.
11.26.2011
11.24.2011
11.23.2011
11.14.2011
Buzzy sez:
"Let's play Animal Traits. I'll go first! What kind of animal... is greeeeeyyy... lives in treeees... and goes in our attic!?"
damn.
damn.
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11.08.2011
Peer Pressure
Micah's Mom: "OK, boys! I'm going to go get you guys some popcorn!" (leaves)
Micah (he's 2.5): "You can't have popcorn, Newty!"
Newt: "Yes I can 'cause I'm BIG!!"
Micah: "I'm big, too!"
Newt: "You're not big, Micah! You're little! See? You wear a diaper." (Newt pulls Micah's waistband and points at his diaper)
(Micah's mom returns)
Micah: " Mom, I wanna go pee-pee in the potty!"
Micah's Mom: "What just happened?"
Micah (he's 2.5): "You can't have popcorn, Newty!"
Newt: "Yes I can 'cause I'm BIG!!"
Micah: "I'm big, too!"
Newt: "You're not big, Micah! You're little! See? You wear a diaper." (Newt pulls Micah's waistband and points at his diaper)
(Micah's mom returns)
Micah: " Mom, I wanna go pee-pee in the potty!"
Micah's Mom: "What just happened?"
11.07.2011
11.02.2011
10.31.2011
10.30.2011
10.28.2011
Buzzy sez:
8:45 PM Fire burning in the fireplace.
Dad: (rapidly): "Mommy, M-A-R-S-H-M-A..."
Buzzy: " I know! Marshmallow!!"
Mom: "Good job, Ken."
Buzzy: "I was right!"
Mom: (kicks air)
Dad: (rapidly): "Mommy, M-A-R-S-H-M-A..."
Buzzy: " I know! Marshmallow!!"
Mom: "Good job, Ken."
Buzzy: "I was right!"
Mom: (kicks air)
10.27.2011
Newty sez:
Jumpoline- (n.) the gymnstic device upon which one can bounce, tumble and flip.
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10.26.2011
10.21.2011
Holy [censored].
I hear N&B rustling in a candy bag.
me: "Guys! I said not 'til after dinner!"
Buzz: "You suck."
me: (inhales sharply) "Woah! Go right to the corner, Buzz!"
Buzz drops the book entitled, 'You Suck,' from his hands and runs to the corner.
[censored], the kid can really [censored] read.
me: "Guys! I said not 'til after dinner!"
Buzz: "You suck."
me: (inhales sharply) "Woah! Go right to the corner, Buzz!"
Buzz drops the book entitled, 'You Suck,' from his hands and runs to the corner.
[censored], the kid can really [censored] read.
10.20.2011
10.19.2011
10.17.2011
10.15.2011
10.14.2011
10.13.2011
Actual Birthday Cupcakes
Well, the day after Buzz's birthday...
These are what they had in his classroom and in Tae Kwon Do later the same day.
These are what they had in his classroom and in Tae Kwon Do later the same day.
10.11.2011
And knowing is half the battle...
In a bathtub, a broken up toilet paper tube looks just like poop.
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10.10.2011
Ye Olde Birthday Party
The coolest bounce house ever from Kangaroo Kids and the pavilion that we staked out from 9 AM. Please note the 'stone brick' garbage cans...
Queen Mommy and a serving wench
The valiant Sir Newton and the gallant Prince Bernays
The highlight of the day, Uncle Joe the Giant
'Golden Treasure' Cupcakes
10.09.2011
10.08.2011
10.07.2011
candy jewels for tomorrow's royal birthday party
They took me three hours... the cupcakes and goody bags are going to be awesome!
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10.06.2011
9.15.2011
9.12.2011
9.10.2011
No pictures today
Fortunately. And for the sake of Newt's future employability.
While I was in the kitchen helping Buzz with his homework (!), Newt arrived, hollering for all he was worth, naked and holding a sheet of glittery star reward stickers... with one stuck firmly and purposely on a very sensitive area.
While I was in the kitchen helping Buzz with his homework (!), Newt arrived, hollering for all he was worth, naked and holding a sheet of glittery star reward stickers... with one stuck firmly and purposely on a very sensitive area.
9.09.2011
Newty logic
The night before today = Last night
Therefore
The day before today = Last day
"Buzzy went on the coolbus last day."
Therefore
The day before today = Last day
"Buzzy went on the coolbus last day."
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9.08.2011
9.01.2011
Marking my calendar
After reading a book called, "Why Should I Listen?"
Me: "Are there times that you have a hard time listening like the boy in the book?"
B: "Hmmm, Yes."
Me: "When?"
B: "On Saturday, Friday, Sunday, Sixday, at parties and Valentine's Day."
Me: "Are there times that you have a hard time listening like the boy in the book?"
B: "Hmmm, Yes."
Me: "When?"
B: "On Saturday, Friday, Sunday, Sixday, at parties and Valentine's Day."
8.31.2011
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