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Welcome to Mombai

Newt comes to get me.
"Mom, I can't find Buzzy's watch!"
"Oh, it's on the changing table next to the wet wipes."
He dashes away. I hear him get the watch and give it to Buzz.
"OK. Thank you for finding it. Here's your dollar," says Buzz.
Outsourced.

Newty sez

"Hey, Buzzy! I gotta baaad ideaaa!"

At least we know how he feels...

"I punshed the wipcreem outta that beetle!"
"I turned that ant into dirt!"

Newt does not love bugs.

Kitchen Tips with Daddy

Out of breakfast cereal but still in the mood for something in a bowl with milk? Popcorn!

Sweet and sweaty baby!

...yeah, it's hot.

Even more Hoffman's

...maybe too much Hoffman's...

Xray Delta One, this is Mission Control...

Mobile Unit 3 is on the move.

More Hoffman's

Hoffman's

newty's 'nastics

buzzy's 'nastics

chlocolate

Amer. Mus. of Nat. Hist.

Good to know

Newton arrives, wrapped up like a present. A present I must repeatedly open and I be surprised.
Take 7:
Me: "Oh, a present! For me! I wonder what it is? ... Oh! It's a Newt! Just what I wanted! I wonder what I should do with it?"
N: (stage whisper) "It likes lollipops!"

Kids these days!

I just picked up Buzzy from school.
He's rammy.
B: "I'm SO hungry, Mom!"
N: "I'm so hungry, I can eat a whole deer!"
B: "Ugh! That's hyperbole, Newt!"

I'm tickled silly!

(sigh) but, eight is too many, so 2 of the ladies will have to go...

Guess who...

Guess who was very impressed by the Spartans at the Greek Festival.
Hint: Buzzilonius

Checking one off

Took the boys to see Yellow Submarine in the theater.

Strawbellies

newty sez

"my hair is sticking up like a birthday cake."

nyc aquarium

guitarifier

molly's b'day party

motorsike

playing house

B: "OK, Newt. Let's play mommy & daddy. I'm daddy and you're mommy."
N: "OK. (high voice) Do you want snacks?"

newty sez:

"Buzzy... catch! one-a-baby.... two-a-oney..."

out like a light

a very ketchupy after-school snack

Jack's Drive-in on the way to a new park...

just hangin'

awww, man... rough night, huh?

No more gummy smiles...

...geo cut his first tooth!

Newty sez:

Upon seeing a McDonald's sausage and egg sandwich: "It's a egg hamburger!"

shaving cream + tubby

Let me have my moment, dammit!

Buzz: "Mom, you're so beautiful!"
Me: "Awwww.. Buzzy tha-"
Newt: "No one likes a suck-up, Buzz."

roadrash

my baby 5 year old took off on a 2 wheeler yesterday. i'm in pieces. how am I gonna deal?

problem solver

don't have a binky? make your own.

Happy Day After St. Patrick's

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Happy St. Patrick's Day

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my date

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bubble geo

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hipster baby

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Waiter!

Buzzy took our orders for breakfast. Thank goodness we all ordered the scotch eggs that the chef was already cooking...

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birthday nap

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dote...

no, geo does not have swirly junk. just avoiding any creepers out there...

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huh...

Buzzy was putting on an animal show, as he often does. He began presenting information about baboons.
B: "...and this is a baboon... a baboon is a very large monkey that has pouches in his cheeks to store food -- "
K: "Waitaminit, Buzzy... a baboon is a primate, but not all primates are monkeys... and they don't store food in their cheeks."
C: "Careful, Ken, I learned my lesson about correcting him..."

Wikipedia:

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Happy New Year!!

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champion

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worms in dirt cupcakes

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snowflake cakes

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Newty sez:

"This little piggy went to Walmart..."

So true... so true...

Newty sez:

I made potato pancakes for breakfast today from the leftover mashed potatoes.  Newty called them "Mash Browns." Effing perfect.

Christmas Tree

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Happy Thanksgiving

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Placecards done

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Potpourri

I'll take 'Things Fished Out Of My Bathroom Sink' for 1000 please, Alex.

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Buzzy sez:

"Let's play Animal Traits. I'll go first! What kind of animal... is greeeeeyyy... lives in treeees... and goes in our attic!?"

damn.

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Peer Pressure

Micah's Mom: "OK, boys! I'm going to go get you guys some popcorn!" (leaves)
Micah (he's 2.5): "You can't have popcorn, Newty!"
Newt: "Yes I can 'cause I'm BIG!!"
Micah: "I'm big, too!"
Newt: "You're not big,  Micah! You're little! See? You wear a diaper." (Newt pulls Micah's waistband and points at his diaper)
(Micah's mom returns)
Micah: " Mom, I wanna go pee-pee in the potty!"
Micah's Mom: "What just happened?"

Newty's new daily activity

Newty asks to hold Geo every day and wants their picture taken.

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smmooooches!

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Rub-a-dub-dub, 3 boys in a tub

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just hangin'

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w3rd

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