New Year's Eve
Came out from a nice-ish shower (during which Buzzy threw a cup of freezing water on me - that's my boy!) to find tape across the bathroom door. Scrawled on it: "Keepout! Bewere! Despecbl and Ugle!"
(Pointing to Buzzy's corned beef hash)
"I want some ass!"
"Dad, today Newty and I both wanted a Rudolph cupcake but there was only one and all the others had brown noses. So, then Mom affected the plot and changed a brown nose to a red one."
"Hello, Police?! Can you please attack Buzzy?!"
Me: "Ready for your favorite? Spaghetti & Meatballs?"
Buzz: "Those days are over."