Fear Factor, Biscuit-Style

Preston and Cody helped me move this weekend. Besides an intricate payscale based on hours and number of trips, I kept them motivated by playing a game of Fear Factor, Biscuit Style at the end of the day. What you see here is 1/2 cup of

unflavored gelatin (which happens to naturally reek like pig), 1/2 of a lime, 5 live, jumbo mealworms, and what they think is a dried, Galapagos Tortoise testicle, (normal people call them dried dates). If they managed to eat these things, they won. Like, five bucks.

They both thought to drown the mealworms with lime juice, but only succeeded in ticking them off and made them wriggle around more. Cody was the only one to attempt the 'testicle.' He was surprised at how sweet it was, thought I was kidding him, and then lost it after he got to the pit because he convinced himself that he had just hit "a gland or something." Mwa ha ha ha...