I hear N&B rustling in a candy bag.
me: "Guys! I said not 'til after dinner!"
Buzz: "You suck."
me: (inhales sharply) "Woah! Go right to the corner, Buzz!"
Buzz drops the book entitled, 'You Suck,' from his hands and runs to the corner.
[censored], the kid can really [censored] read.