Peer Pressure

Micah's Mom: "OK, boys! I'm going to go get you guys some popcorn!" (leaves)
Micah (he's 2.5): "You can't have popcorn, Newty!"
Newt: "Yes I can 'cause I'm BIG!!"
Micah: "I'm big, too!"
Newt: "You're not big,  Micah! You're little! See? You wear a diaper." (Newt pulls Micah's waistband and points at his diaper)
(Micah's mom returns)
Micah: " Mom, I wanna go pee-pee in the potty!"
Micah's Mom: "What just happened?"

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