Newty sez

Public restroom. Daddy is 'preparing' the toilet.
N: "It's pooping!! It's pooping!!"
D: "Oh God, OK!"
Newty sits and examines his finger.
N: "What is this?"
D: "ughh...I have only one guess what that could be."
N: (thinks for a moment) "Maybe it's, poop."
D: "Why do you think that?"
N: "Because it came outta my butt."

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