Protip: If a 5 year old offers you one of the duck eggs that he found, politely refuse or dispose of it. It was abandoned over 2 years ago and everyone at your Memorial Day BBQ will go home when it heats up in the sun and explodes on your deck. Also, pressure washers do not remove the stench of rotted duck yolk. I owe Ramma and Papa's neighbors an apology for my kid ruining their shindig.
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